transhumanisticpanspermia:

new feature: if you post “google” three times in a row, yahoo sends a team of assassins to murder you in your sleep

(via shotadipper)

Game of thrones stop disappointing me. 

daario naharis rip daario's flamboyant swag he is supposed to look like stanley tucci in the hunger games why bitter forever I want the d(aario to fit his book description)

margaeryswolf:

• MARGAERY SAID SOME WOMEN LIKE PRETTY GIRLS
• MARGAERY CALLED SANSA “MY SWEET GIRL”
• MARGAERY GAVE SANSA A ROSE
• MARGAERY SAID SHE WANTS SANSA TO BE HAPPY
• BYE

(Source: gayerthanjew, via slythwolf)

giving me life margaery and sansa are lterally the only reasons why I put up with this show rn asha 2 but she's barely there as of now I will go down with this ship margaery likes girls I will fight anyone who suggests otherwise

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(Source: hipsterinatardis, via h-u-m-o-u-r)

yaoibutts:

i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

(via brutal-pokemon)

bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

i read that wrong and thought “how the fuck can a movie eat popcorn”

(via slythwolf)

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http://www.readanybook.com

onlyalittlelion:

Tywin Lannister is like Oprah only instead of cars he gives out really shitty marriages

gaymakeouts:

hey girl are you problematic?

cause ur my fave :)

(via thesaddesthomo)